Response to DenisioFabuloso, 21 August 2012 2:37AM
Back when I was a student in the 90s, I watched Richard and Judy in the morning, and they had some dowdy primary school teacher on for a surprise makeover. Of course she thought she was there for other reasons, reasons to do with education, so she had brought a party of quite young schoolkids with her that had to be amused while she was teased and coiffured.
So Richard and Judy were stuck with these little kids sitting around and looking at them earnestly for most of the show. At one point, Richard said: "I've got a joke for them..." and Judy said: "Please, for the love of God, don't tell that joke, Richard, children don't really understand it, and it just upsets them..."
Richard went ahead and told it anyway, and sure enough, the kids didn't laugh. One or two sobbed, though.
...and the joke? Well, it was:
simon3862
21 August 2012 10:41AM
i went to the zoo the other day.. all i saw was a small dog.
"I'm good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet … I don't know Y."
Fucking hell.
"I've been using only 25 letters of the alphabet for years… long time no C"
"I've got tattoos of all 25 letters of the alphabet apart from one … I really need a P."
"All my alphabet tattoos are the same red colour apart from one... is it because I is black?
"I've got tattoos of all 25 letters of the alphabet apart from one … I really need a P."
"All my alphabet tattoos are the same red colour apart from one... is it because I is black?
See you all at the Fringe next year.
Response to cheeseman, 21 August 2012 10:32AM
In these rallies for the middle classes, the rise against the welfare state matches the rise in posh university kids going into comedy with no life experience and only cheap Chav jokes and Wayne Rooney stories.
Big hand for Buzz Killington, ladies and gentlemen!
am I famous now then ? or do I just provide the pornography ?
