and you think having a chinese prostitute watch footage of me masturbating so that she can act it out for you is entertaining then don’t be surprised if I’m wiring about volcanoes … see this just goes to show that bodies are not everything i mean there you have two really fit well known relatively young people using footage of a disabled woman 296 miles away masturbating on satellite in order to get turned on …
so obvioulsy there is more tw it than just doing your bum racks …
17.08.12. 9pm
Canadian comedian Stewart Francis picked up the Dave award for a joke lampooning the Beckhams' choices of children's names. Photograph: Martina Salvi/PA
Edinburgh fringe's 10 funniest jokes revealed
One-liner specialists Stewart Francis and Tim Vine each make two appearances in Dave award's top ten list
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Just saw that Britain's council housing stock is worth £700BILLION.
Interestingly this is about the same amount that the Government has printed and dshed out to the banks and failed financial institutions.
Would it not have been more sensible to have printed and dished this money out for better endeavours...rather than keep those dinosaur, molly coddled, pinstripe outfits sitting on their fat backsides.
